my poly mate Claire.

Claire says:
i send email n tel them la
Claire says:
easier
Claire says:
ok chaos
Bruc says:
hello!
Bruc says:
its CIAO
Bruc says:
not CHAOS!
Bruc says:
aiyo ur england jia lat leh

Brawns really don't come with brains

Today at gym there was the guy whom loves to sashay around in the gym and constantly at the mirror adjusting his hair.

Well i have to admit that he is a goodlooker with a body to die for. But God is fair, no one comes in a full package. Lets call him the Bimbotic Gym Bunny (BB). I was changing and he was behind me making conversation with Roy Chan.

BB : hey roy , so you're gg to paris with yi tian next week huh! (Trying to act class)
Roy: yea , we are. Are you going too?
BB : No i'm not.. but I'll be going to Athens! (Loud and acting class)
Roy: Oh.. right.
BB: Anyway..... where is Athens har?
Roy: Oh.. (giggling) its somewhere in europe...
BB: so you have fun in paris! Bye!

I think my eyes did that jackpot rollllllllll.
Another guy beside me choked on his saliva while trying to giggle!

Damn stupid! Athens is in Greeeeeeeeeece!! Pls. Hello ... maybe you should stop going to the gym and spend more time watching NatGeo!

Goodbye Grand Father

Today was the last day of my Grand father's wake.
Its been a tiring 5 days of emotional ups and downs.

We had the standard Buddhist prayers every evening. Throng of friends and relatives came down. Tons of condolences blankets to be hung and flowers to be received.

But nothing beats the last day.
At the end of the final prayer we were told to place flowers and decorate the coffin. At this time the band starting playing the tunes for the departed. While we follow behind the van , everyone was chanting the very chant we were taught too. It sounded so depressing. I can see my relatives all tearing , i uncontrollably teared. I always thought i was in different but i surprised myself for being the most emotional among the male cousins.


The most surreal part of all is when the whole family went to collect my grand father's ashes. We each pick up one of the bone remains and place it into the urn. While doing that we were told to say some prayers.

All is over now and I hope i don't have to go through any of these events any time soon.

Bang Cock!

While Madonna is doing her STICKY & SWEET TOUR.
I'm at my BANG ME tour around east asia :P

This weekend was the land of smiles. However this trip , the routine was a little different.
With the usual drink drunk dance.... I some how landed up 100kms OUT of bangkok in Ayutthaya. The ex-capital of Thailand during the mid 13th century. With no re collection of how i got there with this cute guy and his friends.

They had a hotel room because one of them had to attend a meeting in the morning. So having to travel 100k to share a hotel room with the cute guy and his friends seems rather a WASTE OF TIME.

Luckily , the balcony was spacious!
And then it was dawn! Standing on the 3rd level in my most natural outfit, i observed the landscape. Its a village! I could see the entire horizon with no taller buildings at all!!!

All tired , i slept ... but only for 4 hours. We had to check out. They insisted on doing a short tour around the place... which i agreed since I've always enjoyed visiting heritage sites.

And so here i am , only with 4 hours of sleep , in my dirty jeans and tee. I had to climb up ruins and temples under the hot midday sun with enthu and a big smile in all the pictures.... I almost wanted to hang myself.





The next day i went to this why not-ish gay bar with my uncle. I saw the ghost of bangkok and couldn't resist to not take a picture with him.
Hehe

讲英文！

My english ain't that great. But I'm able to spot really bad english. I received this feed from FB on a photo comment.

"Addie, that the best pic of yours. well taken... Nature smile and candid in the shoot.
Keep up this shot hairdo, it suit you perfectly...

Love you...
Hugs & kisses
XXXX...."

Damn chiu... (Broken in hokkien)

Bruce : Your best shot!

And the winning shot goes to BRUCE! omg!! he wins one year supply of Estee Lauder , Herbal life and Kitkat!!! And a one way ticket to Ibiza!

Audition Group 106

Among the hordes of applicants.... only the few selected.
An alternative?

SG's next TOP Model

1st elimination round was to pose as a PAO.
However , it turns out that the most look-alike PAO has to be eliminated. Why? Because we can't have a PAO looking model representing us. Trick assignment!

Eliminated: Vincent Ang

2nd elimination round.
Skin tight couture photoshot.

Eliminated : Nelson Kwok

Beijing!

China is simply.... KIA SI 怕死.

A little bit of drizzle they just refuse to fly.
Resulting in numerous flight delays.. So lucky i am to be part of their delays.

NONE of my flights took off on time!!! Always 2hrs n more of delay!! Freakkkkkkkkkkkkkking cheena chinese. So its a 110% foolproof plan for a accident free track record for the coming Olympic games.

Enough of my complains. Some pictures for you.
During my 1st week of China. ->
http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=572848928#/album.php?aid=25574&id=572848928

Summer Palace

Empress Cixi was one of the most powerful queen of the history of china.
However no one person would become so ruthless if it wasn't for the constant slashing at the core of the being.

Its this life experiences that make us stronger. I say it makes us immune, fearless or worst heartless.
I too am a perfect product of such predicament. But I've choose the path of being positive sometimes even to the point of denial. Inevitability it has also made me lose the confidence in myself and the trust in people when it comes to the matters of the heart.

I am sensitive and emotional but never the drama emotional kind. However i think tonight , I'm oblige to let myself reveal my thoughts about how i feel now at this moment.





Disappointed.

Last paper

Tomorrow is my last paper!
But but but.... its a Tuesday and there isn't anything happening on Tues night... :( !!!

I'm pinning my hopes on Mambo night instead.
:S :S :S :S :S :S

Strong Woman

I've always been intrigued by the Virgin Queen Elizabeth.

As my friends i would like to recommend you to watch the following.
I have the DVD for the second movie , if anyone wants it you can drop me a sms.

Late night chat with Hunk on Ivana's account.

Bruce

r u not sleeping yet?

3:16amIvan

this is hunk29cmhugedick

using ivana's account..she is hot

what happened to u?

3:16amBruce

i'm maiden sweet18, 10mm radius baibai for ur dick to poke.

3:18amBruce

i think u must be blind or drunk to say she is hot. Because i'm the hottest of all women in this island of temasek.

3:18amIvan

weilian did told me about chu...

and indonesian ex president gusdur...he also said same thing

they have something in common

both of them are blind

3:19amBruce

then i guess we both did them :)

chin chin

长百山

长百山

Northern part of China. On the borders of North Korea and China.
I'm hoping to cover this place during my 1 month 中国之 旅.

And the name of this place.
天池

Point Proven

Today i was in my simple body hugging A&F Teeshirt and checkered shorts yet... i still look delectable enough to receive attention.




you see... above is a love note from a stranger that i receive this noon. Vincent happened to be on the phone and he said that it could be "Chen Wei Lian" ( the blind singer).
One word for you; Jealous.
I have NO reason to not believe that he is AS HOT/CUT & SEEEEXY AS me.
Note picture : Swim**Hunk**@*****.com ?

this lil note was found right on top of my notes when i return to my desk in the library after a short break.... So delighted i was for that moment BUT torturing for the rest of the time!

I had to behave and look goodddddd knowing that SOMEONE is pretty much keeping me under his radar or even videotaping me.. *Stress*



PS: For Mr swimhunk's "Can we be casual friends?" If he is seeing this....
To you Love : Yes , Casual friends! Of Cos!. Casual sex, Causal poke , casual penetrate, casual masturbation also can. Anything under the world that's casual i'm all for it! :)

Superrrrrr uber Women! Sequel...

please read " Superrrrrr uber Women! " before you go down on this entry.

renne says: who is mini cup meena!??
Bruce says: tristan
renne says:why mini cup?
Bruce says:mini cooper mah
renne says:oooooo nice

Bruce says:now that u mentioned
Bruce says:it works fine for both of u!
renne says:........

keke.. ---->>> (. )( .) siew mai anyone?

Superrrrrr uber Women!

The whole gay community now knows that my new year resolution is to be a Boy.
And that credit goes to my all time fav hottie Alexie Tan Ma Lao!
*incase you don't know .. Ma Lao (in melayu) = monkey

So the Million$ qns on why do i want to be a boy?
Basically because i am unable to compete with my friends!
Their raging female complexities and hormones are just overwhelming!
I'm like constantly surrounded by strong ,acrobatic & venomous (not to mention funky looking) women from Cirque du Soleil!

Like ...

MLF , the Indon-aceh maid ,clearing your hawker table @ holland.V
That Mini-cup Meena from the roti prata district 1.01
Void deck Aunt Shania from Telok Kurau M
The botox hungry lady from the bakery. Auntie Ang Ba Pao.
Victoria , defunct model from Victoria Secretion fashion-able show.

I need to be out of this competitive league of superwomen!
How like tat!

signing off
Sexy and very CUT hot maleboy.

English Lessons for you. PLS!

I've never been really good in my english. I even scored a D7 during O levels. Fortunately after my GCE Os i met Tristan. My very good friend cum "never-fail-to-put-my-lang-into-a-full-article-joke" editor.

For that first few years of our friendship he would constantly be there to guide me with my imperfections in the english language. But thats not without bursting in laughter and making all heads turn to me before he starts to correct me. I think he secretly feels like Guan Yin descending down on a lotus giving me his 10-freaking-1 guidance on English.

8 years down the road. I now believe i'm deemed qualified to pass on this tormenting humiliation to those whom need it most. This is Charity!

Person M.C.C.L : my father bend me to go out this weekend, cos i told him im damp sian and i wanna to dance like there's no tomo<---- spot the mistake please!!

i guess person M.C.C.L means that his/her dad is gonna bend( like physically a leg or arm or is it even possible that it could be the waist) because he/she is damp(wet?moisty?) sian = bored .. like where!? Secret Garden? . And perhaps dancing can make it DRY?

okay.. disclaimer : this is a joke and has no ill intentions. And its certainly not a hate-entry. So pls treat this as a joke and forgive me because i'm just dead bored for studying the whole day with no one tickling my desperate baibai.

2002

some really old pictures .... Sean looks so manly!! 2002.