Late night chat with Hunk on Ivana's account.

Bruce

r u not sleeping yet?

3:16amIvan

this is hunk29cmhugedick

using ivana's account..she is hot

what happened to u?

3:16amBruce

i'm maiden sweet18, 10mm radius baibai for ur dick to poke.

3:18amBruce

i think u must be blind or drunk to say she is hot. Because i'm the hottest of all women in this island of temasek.

3:18amIvan

weilian did told me about chu...

and indonesian ex president gusdur...he also said same thing

they have something in common

both of them are blind

3:19amBruce

then i guess we both did them :)

chin chin

长百山

长百山

Northern part of China. On the borders of North Korea and China.
I'm hoping to cover this place during my 1 month 中国之 旅.

And the name of this place.
天池

Point Proven

Today i was in my simple body hugging A&F Teeshirt and checkered shorts yet... i still look delectable enough to receive attention.




you see... above is a love note from a stranger that i receive this noon. Vincent happened to be on the phone and he said that it could be "Chen Wei Lian" ( the blind singer).
One word for you; Jealous.
I have NO reason to not believe that he is AS HOT/CUT & SEEEEXY AS me.
Note picture : Swim**Hunk**@*****.com ?

this lil note was found right on top of my notes when i return to my desk in the library after a short break.... So delighted i was for that moment BUT torturing for the rest of the time!

I had to behave and look goodddddd knowing that SOMEONE is pretty much keeping me under his radar or even videotaping me.. *Stress*



PS: For Mr swimhunk's "Can we be casual friends?" If he is seeing this....
To you Love : Yes , Casual friends! Of Cos!. Casual sex, Causal poke , casual penetrate, casual masturbation also can. Anything under the world that's casual i'm all for it! :)

Superrrrrr uber Women! Sequel...

please read " Superrrrrr uber Women! " before you go down on this entry.

renne says: who is mini cup meena!??
Bruce says: tristan
renne says:why mini cup?
Bruce says:mini cooper mah
renne says:oooooo nice

Bruce says:now that u mentioned
Bruce says:it works fine for both of u!
renne says:........

keke.. ---->>> (. )( .) siew mai anyone?

Superrrrrr uber Women!

The whole gay community now knows that my new year resolution is to be a Boy.
And that credit goes to my all time fav hottie Alexie Tan Ma Lao!
*incase you don't know .. Ma Lao (in melayu) = monkey

So the Million$ qns on why do i want to be a boy?
Basically because i am unable to compete with my friends!
Their raging female complexities and hormones are just overwhelming!
I'm like constantly surrounded by strong ,acrobatic & venomous (not to mention funky looking) women from Cirque du Soleil!

Like ...

MLF , the Indon-aceh maid ,clearing your hawker table @ holland.V
That Mini-cup Meena from the roti prata district 1.01
Void deck Aunt Shania from Telok Kurau M
The botox hungry lady from the bakery. Auntie Ang Ba Pao.
Victoria , defunct model from Victoria Secretion fashion-able show.

I need to be out of this competitive league of superwomen!
How like tat!

signing off
Sexy and very CUT hot maleboy.

English Lessons for you. PLS!

I've never been really good in my english. I even scored a D7 during O levels. Fortunately after my GCE Os i met Tristan. My very good friend cum "never-fail-to-put-my-lang-into-a-full-article-joke" editor.

For that first few years of our friendship he would constantly be there to guide me with my imperfections in the english language. But thats not without bursting in laughter and making all heads turn to me before he starts to correct me. I think he secretly feels like Guan Yin descending down on a lotus giving me his 10-freaking-1 guidance on English.

8 years down the road. I now believe i'm deemed qualified to pass on this tormenting humiliation to those whom need it most. This is Charity!

Person M.C.C.L : my father bend me to go out this weekend, cos i told him im damp sian and i wanna to dance like there's no tomo<---- spot the mistake please!!

i guess person M.C.C.L means that his/her dad is gonna bend( like physically a leg or arm or is it even possible that it could be the waist) because he/she is damp(wet?moisty?) sian = bored .. like where!? Secret Garden? . And perhaps dancing can make it DRY?

okay.. disclaimer : this is a joke and has no ill intentions. And its certainly not a hate-entry. So pls treat this as a joke and forgive me because i'm just dead bored for studying the whole day with no one tickling my desperate baibai.